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Example: Your boss really did a schlocky job on that report. OR My husband does a schlocky job when he does the dishes. OR Why don't you get up a little earlier in the morning? You always look so schlocky when you come to work. Example: You're such a schloo. Example: Went back to my room for a little schlorka. Very fancy, ornate--much fancier than you're accustomed to.

Example: Let's not go to La Snooterie. That place is just too schmancy for words. Usually usued when an adult is around or you cannot use profanity. Variation: Smeep Example: Argh. Schmeep Devin for schmeeping my schmeeping keyboard! Example: Can I have a sip of your beer? Eww, it's only schmeg, take it back. Example: My friend's refrigerator is always full of his mom's disgusting schmegegkes.

Schmegma: An intrusive mass of something on ones skin. Example: When waking up one may have some Schmegma in the corner of their eye. A way to express your approval. Example: Very schmick, Mike. What sales reps do at parties instead of enjoying themselves. Example: I tried to enjoy myself, but my date spent the entire evening schmingling with the club owners. Note: Pronunciation is shming-key Example: That new shirt you're wearing is completely schminke! Example: Watch out when you kiss me.

You always schmook up my glasses! Schmoolie Day: A religious holiday not observed by most people, but is taken as a day off by a select few. Example: Where's Carl? He's not in his office. He's not coming in, it's a Schmoolie Day. Schmoot: Alternative to such words as crap and heck. Rhymes with put, not poot. Example: What the schmoot happened here? Example: Chris is such a schmuck. Generally, 1 any type of junk or gunk. Specifically, 2 The stuff that accumulates between the strings and the fret board by playing a guitar. Example: You got some schmooda on your pants there Like you don't want to do it Example: No, I'm not going for a drink, because I have to schmudy for my exams tomorrow.

Best when spread on kosher matzos. Example: When I visited my aunt, she served schmul slices to go on my matzos. Example: This gravy is full of schnadle. Example: i. Your shirt looks schnazi with that suit. Yep it's schnazi. Example: Schnazy outfit, Shorty. Example: Where did you put the, um, what is it called Example: After tearing off the paper from the spiral notebook, I got schnibbles all over my desk.

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Or Look at all the schnibbles on the ground! Pick them up! Example: Check out Adam, Dave! He's clearly schnokkered. Example: Billy yelled Schnonomere! Example: Our Schnoodle, Kitty, is larger than a mini-Schnauzer and smaller than a standard Schnauzer, but has some characteristics of a Poodle, too. That frisbee hit me right on the schnozzle! No apparent function other than to look good. Example: A coupla schnufties would round out the home page nicely.

To beat one into submission. Example: He schooled us all in wrestling with his superior strength. Usually bounces, and has a strange retraction property that differs it from any other element on earth. Example: Ick Let's go get Chinese. Example: We couldn't figure out why the car wouldn't start. We changed the battery and even thought about pulling the engine Example: You look schooned. Named for a priest whose breathing you hear from the back of the chapel. Example: Breathe through your mouth would you? I can't take any more of your schramming.

Example: When Bob found out he got ripped off for his computer, he muttered Schreibtischfuhrer. Example: My foot got schtuck in the escalator yesterday. Example: Did you see that guy just walk into the door jam? What a schube! Historically used to describe Michael Schumacher fans. Example: The Schufosi went wild as the Ferrari driver won the race.

Example: After eating, Hey, do I have a schultzie? They are not unlike a huge beer-swilling army. Example: Wherever Schumi goes, the Schumi Army goes, too. Schwaked Chair: A chair with uneven legs. When you sit in one, you rock from side to side Example: I really hate this schwaked chair! Example: Hand me that schwangdoodle over there, would you? Schwarzeneggerian: Possessing a massive or bodybuilder's physique. Example: The criminal was Schwarzeneggarian in stature. Example: That is one schway babe. That movie was schway cool. Example: That switch hardflip over that 12 stair set was schway.

It must be removed from the rolling track ball to make the mouse function smoothly. Example: I removed the schwee from my mouse, now I'm clicking smooth and free. Sometimes spelled shwick. Example: My roommate is dressing just like me--he's schwicking my whole look. He's trying to be me. Example: You should have seen his reaction to her thong - schwing! Example: Do you want to do some schwit tonight schwoogie: A road with many curves.

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Example: Be careful, there is a schwoogie in the road. This is where the road schwoogies schwoopy: Exceptionally curvy. Designed without a ruler. Example: It's hard to say which is more schwoopy, Betty Page or a '69 Corvette. If you pour water on something schwoopy, it'll all run off. Example: Ed: Damn, I burned myself when I put my hand into the campfire. Ted: Yeah, that's some science. Example: Honey, how long has this science project been back here? Example: We found the results of the tests to be very scientifical, remarked Chester. Example: Many scientists turn into scipols because they are politically beholden to those who provide their funding.

Something in a small porportion. Example: I passed that exam by just a scoche scodge: Disagreeable dirty substance. Example: To friend who has dried taco sauce on his chin, You've got scodge on your chin. Example: 'Battlefield Earth' is probably the most scoffable movie he'd seen in a long time.

It was created by my eldest son 8 years ago, and is used daily by all 5 members of our immediate family. Example: See you in the scogag. Synonym for sucks. Example: I failed Algebra. That sconts! Often pronounced doubly as scoo scoo, in emphasis of the coolness of the situation. Example: Scoo scoo, I like it much better this way. Scoob: 1. Deja Vu 2. Both terms derived from every Scooby Doo episode being essentially the same. Example: And I woulda got away with it too, if it wasn't for these meddling kids and their dog Scoobing me.

Scooby: To not have a clue. To be clueless. Example: Stop trying to impress me with your knowledge of quantum mechanics, it's obvious you haven't got a scooby. Ex - That TV presenter's a real scooby scooby: To take food that is not yours. Example: Damn. John just scoobied my lunch Scooby Gang: A group of people who hang around investigating the paranormal. Popularised by Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Example: Ooh, a demon! Should I round up the Scooby Gang? Scoop: Trying to pick someone up at a club, concert, etc. Example: I've been trying to scoop that girl all night.

He said he'd be home before dark. Example: Hey, Walter, scope that chick with the Godzilla tattoo calf, thigh, and Example: The singles retreat at my church was spiritually uplifting -- and a major scope 'n hope! Example: Hey, scopeage behind us. Example: Clark is using scordology. Example: Score! I got tickets to the concert. OR This is really score. I can't believe I passed the test. Scorpy: A fairly large furry scorpion. They tend to be very perverted, willing to grab at people even while going through ritual pain. Scorpies also usually command giant starships and huge confederate empires.

Scorpies also tend to assault people for absolutely no apparant reason, eat explosives, and are immortal. Be very afraid. Example: Next thing I knew, the scorpy snatched my lunch box from my hands and ate my lunch. I hate scorpies. Scoundrelous: Adjective of acting like a Scoundrel.

There aren't enough Scoundrels in your life. Han Solo Example: His behavior with the ladies is simply scoundrelous. That is, a person who is a square and knows it, but takes a sort of subdued and tense pride in her squareness. Example: My geology teacher last semester was a real scoyner, he showed us a picture of him collecting rock samples on his honeymoon.

Scrabster: A small dog with an unfortunate habit. Example: Poor old Lucky. He's a nice dog, but a bit of a scrabster for all that. Example: I can't believe that Amy and Charles have been living together for three months, and still sleep on a pile of scrags in the corner of a room. Example: miss miss! Example: Sorry, can't do. I still need to scramblewedge a grocery run before my last appointment. Scran: Slang for food, a snack, nosh. Example: Man, am I hungry, who's up for some srcan? Scrankins: The stale cereal in the bottom of the box that someone is forced to eat before a fresh box may be opened.

Example: Do I have to eat the cornflake scrankins again? Someone who battles hard to make her point known. Example: She's a real scrapper. Example: How much scratch you make with your new burger-flippin' job? A desire beyond words, for a sort of super craving. So urgent that one would do just about anything to obtain the object of desire.

Example: I am scraving some Mountain Dew. I may have to stop coding if I don't get some right away. Screamer: An extremely embarrassing moment which causes you to scream into your pillow at night. Usually occurs when all of a sudden you become painfully aware that you are humiliated by something you have said or done. Example: Sarah had a screamer last night when she remembered falling down flat on her face at the club, right in front of a some cute guys she knew.

Example: His constant channel surfing while eating and drinking on the couch suggest screengenes. Screensaver mode: having a glazed look in your eyes as you perform your daily tasks Example: Vito was in Screensaver mode after his heavy lunch. Also see geek, nerd, millionaire. Example: Dood! Nice screentan! Howzabout we go out in the non-virtual world for a burger or something? Screw-ching: A word used to mean messed up, distorted, beat up, or otherwise changed negativly.

Matt, give that back now or Joel's gonna screw-ching you. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth a bit. I got the ride screwgie I didn't get a ride. He's got tha guilt and tha kilt! Example: The screwt of is exactly Example: She was a great candidate for the Supreme Court until she was screwtinized. Example: Some Script Kiddie is trying to flood me with his pre-fabricated useless script. Example: Jay was scritching me for half an hour. By the time he was done I was melted into a little puddle on the floor. Scritchy: The way a man's face feels when he hasn't shaved in over a day.

Example: While Todd was on vacation, he let his face get scritchy. From the old joke. Example: Where do I get scrod in Boston? Slightly unwell. Example: I feel a bit scroffly today. Example: I can't believe that disgusting troll is scrogging my sister. Example: I wanted to read the articles, but it was all scrolly and my eyes were tired. Example: Look at that guy wearing those tight leather pants Example: That scrounge is always asking me for a favor. Scrubs are players who a. Truly have no idea how to play the game but think they do b.

Know how to play but lack any sort of skill c. Most scrubs think th Example: Today I went to the arcade and beat on a couple of scrubs. Scrubtacular: adj For a person dressed very well, but who doesn't have a lot of money. Example: Eric looks scrubtacular. He's pretty decked out for a man with no job or money. Scrudy Beizer: A person who excels in either uncleanliness, laziness, or some other form of repulsive behavior. Usually used when deriding their unsavoriness in a light-hearted fashion. Example: Your mother?

Tell the scrudy beizer to get her butt off the couch and put some clothes on. Scrum: Very good. Example: You got me a present? How scrum of you. A web graphic that looks crackly and is not clear. Example: That picture is very scrumbly. The dinner was scrummy. Check out the scrummy babes at the Riviera Crazy Girls show. Example: All he cared about was getting her back to his place and scrumping her.

Scrump-dililly-lish: Extremely pleasant in taste. Example: These cream-pufs are scrump-dililly-lish. Like scrumptious, delicious, unbelievable Example: The dinner we had was scrumpdillyump scrumpet: an attractive person, often younger than the person using the word, possibly a bit of a tart similar to the yummy baked good, a crumpet, but a yummy person instead Example: Did you see her new boyfriend?

He's a total scrumpet! Example: That guy has had so much bad stuff happen to him he's scrumpled. Derivative of scrumptious? Example: That pizza was scrumpsh. Example: The wine is scrumtralescent. Goes great with the chicken. Scrumtralescent: An implausible and unimagineable form of improvement beyond perfection. Perfect at being perfect. Example: Your prose used when composing a belittling joke about jo mama is so marvelous that it's scrumtralescent. Example: The movie was better than great. In fact, it was scrumtrulescent. Example: Look, Bandit's scrunching his rug again.

Scrunge: To crumple or twist with one's fingers. Example: My dog likes his ears scrunged. The newspaper is all scrunged up. Scrungrow: 1 A dirty person 2 a low life human Example: what a scrungrow you've turned out to be! Example: I saw the word sctief in a survey and went to psuedodictionary.

Is a younger brother that is also the baby of the family. If someone is an older sibling as well, they are not a scubu. Example: Katty laughed as her scubu became confused as a dog circled him. First coined by an American Naval Officer and archer in connection to the Soviet-made missle when he observed an unsuccessful Soviet demonstration of the missle. The weapon missed its target by a considerable margin. The gentleman remarked What a scud!

The press was present and printed the word and it has been associated with the missle ever since. Example: The scud is a aptly named weapon as it is notoriously inaccurate. I owe this phrase to a friend of mine called Joe. Example: I really scuffed up on that maths test. Scumiotics: The study of what makes a person, object or act scummy.

Example: Robert was very learned in the field of scumiotics. He used his knowledge of scumiotics to help him in his everyday work. Not taking pride in one's self. Example: That hobo's so scummy it's sad. Example: This restaurant is really scumpy. OR Geez, you are such a scump. This is done by both elbows at the same time, and follows with the knees a second later. Example: The tomboyish girl decided to scunch across the living room carpet floor, thus obtaining rug burns on both her knees and elbows.

Example: Look at that ugly, mouse-eating scunge. If you are scunnered of chocolate, you are all chocolated out. Example: Chips tonight, Bob. But ma, I'm scunnered of chips. Example: Scuz me. I need to see a man about a llama. Did you see what that scuzbucket was wearing? Here's the revised company dress-code policy from the new scuzbucket personell director.

Example: The characters from Puzzlefighter are sd'ed. Sd'ed robots and cars are so cute. Something that seems unbelievably fun, but in the end winds up as a cruel, bitter letdown upon arrival. Example: This new publication was expected to be groundbreaking, but in the end, it was just Sea Monkeys. Example: That sea monster's starin' me down. Example: Rover sea wags at the beach.

Example: Mike was out boating all day without a change of clothes and now he has a nasty case of sea-scratch. From Glenpool, OK, high school student's poetry. Example: A word that rhymes with beagle? How about seagle? Example: name is a seagull manager. I wish he'd just travel all the time. Make seagull cawing noises to warn of manager's arrival. Any act that is Sean-Connery-like. Example: Did you see Seannery on Barbara Walters? Example: Ernest hemingway was sebid. Secretary of Defence, Secretary of Agriculture, etc.

Example: This is the sec-def's second time around; he was sec-def under President Ford as well. Like hawt and ur, this is used by stupid teenage girls on the Internet who think it looks cutesy and cool. Gains more Stupid Points than hawt, because it requires TWO extra keystrokes to produce than to correctly spell the word. See hawt and ur. Example: I think I'm coming down with the flu or something -- I'd better use the second bestroom. So-called for being stereotypically male, physically-small, and twitchy.

Example: If we want genuinely secure email we need to hire a secret-squirrel. Example: He's neither a secretary nor female, but he still has secretary spread. Clever and witty in a charming fashion; handsomely eloquent Example: Cheryl, have you spoken to Lance yet? He's so funny and secuous. Example: I've had enough of your lies. See ya! As far as you can see. Example: The old ballfield is two sees down that road. Example: Fletch, stop being so disgusting. Do you have to be such a seedy-bags all the time? Seen: It means that something is understood, two people are in agreement or it's cool.

Example: Yo you wanna hit Turbo tonite? Seen Seen: I understand. Or just acknowledging what was said. Example: Ted: I got my girlfriend pregnant last night. Fred: Seen. Seinfeldian: Situation that could have been part of a Seinfeld episode. Example: The whole ordeal was so Seinfeldian. Example: I'd have another one, but I can't be seized tomorrow. Example: When Tom awoke from his dream of being fired and being forced to file bankruptcy, he felt a wave of selance wash over him.

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Select Memory: Selective memory. When a person only remembers the things that they really want to remember as opposed to the things others want them to remember. Example: Ok, so you didn't remember to put the dishes away, but you were able to remember that big party in town?! You've got the worst case of select memory I've ever seen.

Example: Maria was caught in the hay with her horse-riding teacher after accidentally killing the horse that her father gave her instead of paying off the house. Clearly her luck was self-colossallating. Written to boost the author's self-esteem, rather than to present an entertaining or thought-provoking plot. Example: Have you read his latest Sailor Moon self-insertion fanfic? That guy is desperate. Example: His hits were down, but a couple hours of self-surfing made him look as hip as ever! Sell: Goodbye, bye, buy or any sort of way in saying goodbye.

Example: Well I have to get going now, sell! Sells out. Example: Joe: Did ya see how Bob missed that open goal? Jim: Yeah, he's such a sellist. Might as well set up shop in the middle of the field. Example: After crying for hours, drew in a semble. Example: Ensign: What if we hooked up the semiconductiing lube-valve to the EPS conduit and reversed the polarity?

That should create just the kinda of quantum gravitation field we're looking for. Science Officer: Oh, you mean like filling a ballon with too much air and letting it go? Ensign: Exactly Semiopathy: The syndrome of deriving a meaning from a sign which is not that which was originally intended. Example: The signpainter appeared to have semiopathy when he made the lakeside warning read: Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here. Example: She's not bad-looking, definitely semipulchrous. Semper-Flex: A male who is ostensibly macho to disguise the fact that he is a complete wuss. Example: With the big show he makes of his daredevil nonsense, Geraldo has got to be the biggest Semper-Flex out there.

A multiple-use profanity. A term for any body part that would otherwise be unfit for public discussion. Oh, semprini! I dropped the bowling ball on my foot! Oh, kiss my semprini. Example: There goes another senignal driver. Used to describe a computer that constantly sits and proccesses information for no reason at all. Example: Mark finishes booting computer and moves mouse, causing computer to sit and think.

I haven't even opened anything yet. Stupid senilosopher. The anomaly in the space-time continuum where time dilates in direct proportion to your distance from a Senior Citizen, slowing time as we know it to a crawl. This effect makes one later and later for an appointment as one gets closer in proximity to a Senior Citizen. The magic ability for time to appear to speed by faster as you get older, making old age seem to zip by, however dilating time around you for everyone else.

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  • Thanks to the Senior Citizens Effect, the years when I had the dispeptic ulcer seemed to zip by quickly. Senior Citizen Factor SCF : The amount of time needed to account for senior citizens when trying to make an appointment. When going through a high senior citizen density area such as the supermarket at noon , you must take into account the relative speed and delays propogated by senior citizens.

    Example: We have to leave earlier if we take into account the Senior Citizens Factor. Example: Oh my god! I just had a senior moment! Symptoms include rampant class-skipping and general apathy towards all things school-related. Example: I won't be doing my homework tonight either. Senioritis has got me bad this year. Example: I was about to start sorting out my school bag after the holidays when I was suddenly assailed by seniprandicapsaphobia. Example: Hi, my name is Ochre Orientis. I like to eat, swim, make love, and all that stuff.

    I'll do anything, I'm a senseslut. Example: Bill: Last night I got a new Something you don't have to worry about, because responsibility for it belongs to someone else. Oh, no! There's a huge load of customers that walked into the door! I've signed out and changed clothes. Example: My gorgeous gothic girlfriend is a sephim. Seppo: American, mainly from USA. Example: Mark is a Seppo. Example: The peasants revolted against their terrible state of serfitude. Used derogatively to describe someone overdressed for the occasion--or having her nose in the air.

    Example: She tended to dress in a sernerfer fashion. Servant Distance: that really awful distance when a group of people leave one person to walk behind them a good 4 meters Example: Hey guys! Example: Hey, Roy, can I borrow your leather chaps for tonight's ice cream social? Let me set my 'nana down. Sodapea, sudapea. Example: While playing Scrabble. That's not a word, it's a seudo-p. Useful when you don't have a clue what's going on. Example: I didn't get it.

    It was a to me. Example: severeiously, I have no legs sewellesque: A short, devout Mormon wrestler who almost goes pro grappling can be called sewellesque. Hes pretty sewellesque. Example: The antique bears were in excellent condition, except for some torn sewup.

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    Example: That Elizabeth is one sexable chick. Example: That's sexellent! Claus exclaimed. Example: John will be here in an hour. Let me go get sexified sexile: To force your roommate to leave so you can have annoying, noisy sex. Example: Andy: Jeff, why are you sleeping in the student lounge? Jeff: Got sexiled.

    Example: Jane is a sexpert, she knows all about it. To infiltrate someone's bedroom to gather information. To use sex in a negative way to harm someone else's relationship. Example: I used my best friend for sexpionage to see if my girlfriend was faithful. Example: Can I get sexsylum in your room tonight? My roommate has his girlfriend in from out of town and I got sexiled. Example: You have vexy sexula arms. OR My word, you are very sexula! Example: My girlfriend looks sexy, but I wish she'd move once in a while.

    SF Anything that grows from small to huge very rapidly. From the growth of San Francisco in the Gold Rush from to over , people in a few months. Example: Yahoo went SF Hey, Tom, if you gobble down any more of that pizza, you gonna go SF Example: I like Italian food, especially sgetti. Sgweet: Slang for Let's go eat Example: It's 12 o clock! Usually said in an awkward moment as a response to someone's comment you don't hear clearly. As in unsure agreement. Example: Scott: I think Nikki is the total cat's pajamas. Jimmy: sh'yeah Denotes affirmative in a laid-back manner.

    Example: Well, sh'yeah! I told him I'd be back by 6. Example: Shaatz! That girl was hot. That was very shaba! Did you see that website? It's shaba. - The Slang Dictionary

    Shaba very much. Shabam: awesome, cool, that rocks! Example: Shabam! Shablamo: A word used to express extreme surprise or excitement. Example: Man, I thought I was in for another routine day of classes, but then during science, shablamo! Pop quiz. Shaboose: To take something from someone when they have asked you if you want some before going to get it--and you declined.

    The best description is when you ask your friend I am going to get a burger and fries, you want something? Shabooser, shaboosee, shaboosist, shaboosing, shaboosable. Example: If I had known you were going to shaboose my potato salad, I would have got more for you. Many at college like to drink beer, conform, and screw around.

    All have frosted tips, leather jackets, and turtleneck sweaters from Structure. Tan from a can guys who like to think they're from California. Comes from the slang Shahbrah as in Yeah brother gone to Yeah brah then horribly mutated into Shahbrah. Example: Let's leave. This party's lame and there's too many shahbrahs here.

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    Perfect for nights that are not too cold or hot. Example: That is a nice shacket. Someone who refuses to let go of useless possessions after moving to a new location, thus bringing all belongings with them. Also packing the shack. Example: After Debbie pulled the brassed antlers from the box, she screamed, Tom, you shackpacked after telling me you wouldn't. German for too bad.

    Used sarcastically when you don't mind that you're missing out on something. Example: Mom: I'm sorry, dear. Your orthodontist appointment was cancelled. Example: I gotta break. I'm shadow. Shady: description of questionable behavior Example: That guy on the corner is acting shady. Example: You gave him the money? Are you stupid? You have been shafted, mate. Shagitude: The point at which someone enters a single-issue universe; purpose: to get themselves a shag. Example: I think we should steer clear of her this evening.

    After what she said on the last press trip to Barcelona, I reckon she's in her shagitude, and shouldn't be dissuaded from her course of action; namely, nailing that nice bloke over there Example: Bill was giving me the look, so I knew this shagnasty guy was waiting for action. Shake: To leave a place as in bounce, or roll. Example: Let's shake and go to Taco Bell, I'm starving. Example: I got really dirty playing football. I'm going to go shake a tower. Example: sham: 1. To look through, as in browsing or leafing through. Unneccesary looking through with no final outcome. So, yeah, the other day I was shamming through some old books.

    He's such a shammer, never deciding upon one thing. Example: Shamalamadingdong, that's a cute bobbysoxer! Shamball: A person who steals another person's idea. Example: Patrick stole my idea and claimed it for himself Example: After that kegger on Friday night, my place was a shambles. To create disorder. Example: After they were barred from the night club they returned and shamblized the place. Example: My car broke down so I'm taking the shame train this week. Shamuism: A religion based on the worship of Shamu.

    Example: Shamuism is quickly becoming the religion of choice for intelligent people. Someone who is a big turn on. Example: She is totally shaness. OR He looks really shaness in that outfit. Example: Man - you shanked it way to the right! Can be paired with towne to describe a place that is rotten, filthy, or run-down.

    Example: Mike, your muffler is falling off your Miata. That is one shantey automobile. How long has it been since you cleaned this apartment, Rick? It's become a shantey towne Example: Shants are more comfortable than pants cause you can breath, and more comfortable than shorts cause they aren't showing off my fat thighs. Example: Yes, Mallory, when you told me you were marrying Nick, I was very shappy for you. Example: I had a great time last night, but now I've got a sharmoancinnon.

    Example: I was totally shasited to get my CD player put into my car! From the cheap soft drink Shasta. You'll still drink it if there isn't anything better around. Example: The chick that Greg took home is shasta. Must have been a slow night at the bar. Shasta Mcnasty: Gross, nasty Example: Eww that's nasty. Worse, Shasta McNasty Example: That's shastic. Where did you get it. Shat Fu: The sweet, sweet fighting style made famous in Star Trek, in which you can defeat someone without actually hitting any vulnerable spots. Example: The best Shat Fu move is the one where they clench their fists together and bring them down over their opponent's back, crippling them instantly.

    It's shaved and it's long. Example: I saw this guy at the mall yesterday. You wouldn't have beleived his hair. Talk about a shavlong. Example: Shaweee! That was awesome. Example: Shazbot! I'm stuck on this godawful planet. Example: I am in a real fix, if only I could shazzam my way out of this somehow. Most commonly found in Huron, Michigan. Example: The sheapp fallowed the girl untill she let it eat her shoe. Open Preview See a Problem? Details if other :. Thanks for telling us about the problem.

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